419/Post von Kambu Sithole

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Na endlich mal wieder. Ich dachte schon, die Jungs hätten was gegen mich:

FROM: KAMBU SITHOLE.
[email protected]



Dear Sir,

I know you will be surprised to read from me, but please consider this as a
request from a family i dire need of assistance.First, I must introduc myself.
I a MR. KAMBU SITHOLE. from Angola. I am the first and only son of BRIGADIER
SITHOLE..JONES. I am presently resident in South Africa.
I got your contact address from a business directory in Johannesburg
Chamber of commerce and Industry. On behalf of my widowed mother
MRS. ELIZABETH SITHOLE. I desided to solicit for your assistance to
transfer the sum of US$21.5 MILLION( TWENTY ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS)inherited from my late father, into your
personal/ company's account.
Before my fathers' death, he was a Brigadier in charge of Arms and
Ammunation procurement for the Angola Army. In his WILL, he specifically
drew my attention
to the said sum of money which he deposited in a safe box of a private
Security Company in Johannesburg- South Africa in a treasure box, fully
documented in my name.
IN FACT MY FATHER SAID AND I QUOTE 'MY BELOVED SON, I WISH TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO
US$21.5 MILLION . I DEPOSITED THE BOX CONTAINING THIS MONEY IN A SECURITY COMPANY
IN JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA. DURING THE WAR, I WAS VERY DEDICATED AND OFFICERS
AND GOVERNMENT FUNCTIONARIES WERE BUSSY HELPING THEMSELVES WITH GOVERNMENT FUNDS
AND PROPERTIES AND SENDING THEM TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES. DUE TO THIS, WHEN I AND MY
FORMER SPECIAL ADVISOR TO THE PRESIDENT WERE ASSIGNED BY THE PRESIDENT (EDUARDO
SANTOS) TO PURCHASE ARMS IN SOUTH AFRICA, WE SAW THIS AS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY AND
DIVERTED THE MONEY AND DIVIDED IT. i GOT A TOTAL SUM OF US$21.5 MILLION. IN CASE
OF MY ABSENCE ON EARTH, AS A RESULT OF DEATH ONLY, YOU SHOULD SOLICIT FOR THE
FUND FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES.'
From the above, you will understand that the lives and future of my family
depens on this money, as such I will be grateful if you can assist us. We
are now living in South Africa as political Asylum seekers and financial
laws and regulation of the Republic of South Africa do not permit us
financial rights to such huge sum of money. In view of this, I cannot
invest this fund in South africa, hence i am prepared to offer you 20% of
the total fund, while 10% will be set aside for local and international
expenses and 70% will be for my family and me.
Finally, modalities on howthe transfer will be bone will be conveyed
to you once we have established trust and confidence between ourselves.
Please treat this matter as very urgent.
Best regards,

KAMBU SITHOLE.
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Ich werd Mr. Shithole mal antworten und gucken, was er sagt... :bussi:
 
Sag nichts gegen meinen Mugu. Ich bin froh, dass ich nach langer Zeit mal wieder einen gefunden hab. Außerdem hat meiner mehr Geld als Deiner :splat:
 
Nee, is' klar! Aber dafür ist mein Anteil noch verhandelbar und bei Dir ist die Provision mit 20% fest. Ansonsten gönne ich Dir Deine 4,3 Millionen $ von Herzen. Schließlich hast Du ja auch einige Unkosten durch DS.de.... :holy:
 
:rofl:

Und bei der nächsten EKSt.-Erklärung immer schön an die Anlage SO denken. Das BFM freut sich schon.

(Dies war jetzt keine steuerliche Beratung) ;)
 
@vs
Oooooch :tröst: , nicht traurig sein. Dem nächsten Mugu, der sich bei mir meldet, schicke ich 'ne Mail, dass er sich direkt an Dich wenden soll, weil Du noch keinen Mugu hast. Ich finde nämlich, dass jeder seinen Mugu haben sollte.

Vielleicht könnten wir ja hier auch Mugu-Patenschaften vermitteln... mit einer Art Mugu-Pool, in dem sich jeder seinen Lieblingsmugu aussuchen darf...
 
Wenn ich bedenke, wie lange ich bereits diverse Mail-Adressen habe, finde ich es schon "faszinierend", dass ich bisher nicht eine einzige Mugu-Mail erhalten habe (schluchtz... Keiner bietet mir Millionen).
 
Ich bin da gar nicht so. Den letzten Mugu habe ich auch schon ganz selbstlos an Fidul abgetreten. Hätte ich geahnt, wieviel Dir das bedeutet, hättest Du natürlich Vorrang gehabt. Aber Du hättest schon mal was sagen müssen. Ich kann schließlich nicht hellsehen.
 
virenscanner schrieb:
:rofl:

OK, aber der nächste Mugu ist für mich... Bitte, bitte...
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Wenn du willst, kannst du folgenden übernehmen:

From: David Tonah and sister,
Abidjan- Republic of Cote d' Ivoire,
West Africa.

My Dear,

With utmost regards I crave your understanding of this proposal, I am David
TONAH the son of late Dr. George G. TONAH the former Financial Controller
of Cote d'Ivoire Telecommunication(CITELCOM) who was injured by the heat
of the political crisis here in my country Cote d'ivoire and after some
days, before he died in the hospital, and he handed over to us all documents
where he deposited (US$6 million Us dollars) in the bank as the beneficiary
contractor of the said company (CITELCOM). I got a very recommendation of
you in our private search and wish to propose this business to you in a
strict manner and confidence.

I am seeking your assistance for the Telegraphic Transfer of six million
United States Dollars (US 6,000,000) to your account for further private
investment and educational purposes in your country. This amount to
be transferred was accrued from an over-invoiced contract award for the
construction of an underground telephone network to replace the former in
the new capital city (Yamoussoukro) and other major cities also for
installation
of the microwave station awarded to my late father George G.TONAH in 2000
to expatriate companies.
The contract which was originally valued for ninety million United States
dollars (US$90,000,000.00) was manipulated to read eighty four million united
states dollars (US$84,000,000.00). The extra six million
US$6 was deposited in a fixed deposit account by our late father and declared
the money on behalf of his foreign partner overseas for security reasons,
this is what I want to transfer to your account as the beneficiary / investor
due for the deposit and payment. This contract has been completely executed
and the contractors have been paid all their bills completely.
On your interest to assist me in this transaction, I require from you, a
successful reply so that i will send you, the Bank contacts where this money
is deposited, instructing them for the transfer of the $6 million Bank
into your bank account.
In conclusion of this transaction we will offer you 12% of the total amount,
the rest will be released to us when we get to your country.
We have worked out all modalities concerning the transfer of this fund,
so in this transaction you are required to treat it with the strictest
confidence.

Thanks in Anticipation of your acknowledgement of this letter. Waiting for
your urgent response.

God bless you.
David Tonah and Rosemary.

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Jaaaa, das könnte der richtige für vs sein. Erst mal klein anfangen mit 6.000.000 $. 12% sind dann 720.000 $ für vs. Und wenn vs dieses Baby geschaukelt hat, können wir es mal mit den höheren Weihen versuchen. 8)
 
Dänische Mugus? Ich denke, Mugus haben immer einen Fisch auf'm Kopp? Ich hab' noch nie einen Dänen mit 'nem Fisch auf'm Kopp gesehen.
Und wie heißt denn Mugu auf dänisch? Møgø?
 
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